Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over
to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk.
I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of
my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn’t believe!
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to
the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men.
And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their
horns and waving like crazy. It wasn’t long before a state trooper
pulls up behind me.
He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was
not a happy camper!
‘What’s going on here?’
‘My car has a flat tire‘, I said calmly.
‘Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?’
I couldn’t believe that he didn’t know. So I told him,
‘Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!’